Wordless Wednesday

~5-Cat Style

Just chillin' when suddenly...

You know, I was just trying to have a nice snoozy Sunday on my Mommy's legs when suddenly...

*click*

She brought that thing out.

Why... why... why must she always be clicking that thing at me?

Seriously...
WHY?

So I pretend that she's not there.

I don't look at her.

Still not looking at her.

I don't even breathe in her direction.

But Mommy is always there... with that clicky thing.

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Fight Club Friday

ROUND 1
Ding-Ding-Ding!

Bronzy leaps onto Slash's back. But he's too quick! He flips her over, gets punched in the eye. But she stays down. Slash wins round 1!

ROUND 2
Ding-Ding-Ding!

Slash makes the first attack. OH! He misses! He stands there stunned! Bronzy recovers, attacks back. She wins!

ROUND 3
Ding-Ding-Ding!

Slash and Bronzy are wasting no time. They're attacking furiously! They're locked in a death-grip and rolling over each other. He's on top. She's on top. He's on top. She's on top. OH! They've rolled off the floor area! Referee declares "No Winner"!

ROUND 4
Ding-Ding-Ding!

What a start! Both slam head first into each other! Oh no... it looks like they've knocked each other out. Referee rules "Sudden Victory to No One"! WOW!!! That's a first in wrestling history! Well, folks... we'll just have to wait for these two to get back on their feet for a fearsome rematch.

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Thirst-day

Today I am going to show you what to do if you are a thirsty kitty. First, place your order of freshly oxygenated water with your Mommy.

Then lie down and wait for your bowl to be brought to you.

When your water arrives, and this is important, do NOT drink it right away.

You must check your water first.

*gck* What is this in my water?!

Mommy, your standards are slipping! There is a strand of white hair floating in my bowl.

Who says it's mine? Why would I pollute my own drinking water?

See why this is important now? You have to perform quality checks on your beans all the time!

When your unpolluted, perfectly clean, safe-to-drink water finally arrives, you should stick your tongue out like this...

I'll hold the pose so you can see it clearly.

Then allow your tongue to dip into the water.

And lap up as much as you desire.

Hmmm... all this talking has made me very thirsty. 'Scuse me please while I quench my thirst.

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Wordless Wednesday

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Look into my eyes...

... And gimme more food!

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Slash and Bronzy Have a Discussion

Bronzy: "They look friendly, Slash."

Bronzy: "Let's adopt one for a pet!"

Slash: "I don't know. They don't seem dignified."

Slash: "And I sure don't want one sitting between my legs."

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When Mommy strokes my nose...

... it makes me fall asleep.






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Why so suggestive, Slash?

'Scuse me, but I am not being suggestive...

...I am being busy!

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Snoozy Sunday

When a cat has to sleep, a cat has to sleep. Just ask Mommy! She knows all about it. Because I showed her.

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Slash's Silly Saturday

Eyeing the tip of his own tail before giving it a frightful pounce.

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